Stabbycockdagger is no more.
Due to reasons too numerous and boring to go into, I have decided to delete this post. My apologies to anyone disappointed by this!
If you want to read something else I have written, why not try this post on beetle sex: ‘horny decisions, sneaky f**kers, and the importance of balls‘?
If, however, you’re set on some stabbycockdagger action, then head on over to the Breaking Bio website to find some of our podcasts… Episode 10 features Nik Tatarnic talking about traumatic insemination in plant bugs, while Episode 11 is an interview with Prof Mike Siva-Jothy, whose research involves work on some very stabby bedbugs. You can also get the Breaking Bio podcasts on iTunes.

I have *got* to pay more attention to your Twitter feed, because I completely missed that poll.